Först tänkte jag: Forget it, men sen så tyckte jag att det var så jävla gulligt...

The joke of the day is:

There was this 3rd grade teacher who was talking to her studends about which part of the body goes to heaven first. One student said brain, one said arms. One student got this really serious look on his face and said, I think it's the legs. The teacher asked why he thought it was the legs and he replied by saying, I went into my parents room and my mothers legs was up in the air and she said, OH LORD, I'M COMIMG, I'M COMING!